510 and going strong

you know what would fun?

reading alllllll of the old blog entries.. from number one on!!! in order! ahhahahha

that would be an explosion of insanity!!

WE are the Champions!

Yes, Belle, we are the champions. We are the blogoddesses, yes we are. Damn funny too. We should take the show on the road! Its been real. Even if my children think I'm a hopeless weenie!
We ROCK! Thanks for the fun!

justice

thank god there is still some sanity left in the world!!!!!!!!

he actually deserved to win and has the talent to back it up...

i would like to take this opprotunity to thank all my fans on the blog....

hahhahahaha!

Information goddess....... you made all this worth it!!!! i think we deserve awards for our blunt, emotional, creative, and damn funny blogs!!!

you are the best!!!!!!

love, belle

Su-prise, su-prise, su-prise,

Shazam! Well Gomer my Pyle! Its the Cookster!

Let's hope he doesn't get a BIG head, or he'll just fall over..ahahahahaha

Since when do the parental units come up on the stage?

Y E S !!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!!

yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooo
!

he won!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well i got the crying part right!!!!!!!!

Wham!

Who new Belle was a Wham fan! Some how this album title was a secret desire for Georgie boy.

maybe .....

my tears.... are tears of the future....????(sensing my theme?)

i bet arch wins it and cries like a baby????!

i want cook to win.. but the screaming tween factor goes to the little one...

first time

i actually feel moved to tears on this show... george just gets to me!!!

i love his voice.. that was a great performance....

anyone with me???

YES!

my crystal ball is all warmed up!

love george michael.. i went through some loving wham period.. don't tell anybody...

i even had them on 45 record! (WOW)

i have all his albums.. isn't that odd? i know!!! i don't care what he does in the bathroom.. his voice makes me happy.. or really BLUE...

get it? come on wham fans... !!!

think.. live in china!!!! YES!!! YES!!!! YES!!!!!!

Creamed Jeans

I bet Gay Stipper Pizza Guy is hoping that George Michael is going to magically appear!

O O O O ...and there he is!

Look for the wet spot.

let's do time warp again

is it 1985 and i am in some kind of quantum leap future episode..???

bryan adams, george michael...

wait a minute.. is GEORGE gonna show up???!?!??!?!?!

pippy!

LOVE THOSE guys! very cute!

carrie underwood scares me

a lot

like, more than any other female singer ... ever


blame it on the cuervo... don't want to meet up with her in a dark alley.. ya know?!?

Geez Louise!

Carrie,Carrie,Carrie! Why the stupid flowy thing?

The outfit would have looked hot without that stupid

curtain hanging on it.

PIPS!

Best Pips ever! Stiller, Black and Downey, AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Archu Grandpa

Someone needs to explain the how the Hispanic Grandpa got into lilly white Utah!

Fashion Barf

Apparently the evil fashion fairy struck again.
Who said that horrific gold dress would look good?

gold dust woman

and not in the good way (stevie)

granny???!!!!

whooow!

i bet that chick is PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


p.s. jordin SUCKS!!!!

hhahahhahaah

well we made up for page thing on everything else!

hhahhah!

i just read your word-ver post!

who are these "sorry" losers????

the man

"the man" is making me do "word verification" for the last 5 posts!

what is up with that???!!!!

i am getting freaked out!!

i guess this double hour is throwing the universe off track!

tee hee!!!!!!!

Can you say Captain?

OMG, Randy is channeling his inner Captain Kangaroo in that jacket!

regretting...

.. not doing acid..


marching bands, pimps, drunks, pill heads.. and randy... what a mix!!!

tee hee

that crazy philly chick makes me laugh ever time!

"TAKE IT, SIMON! TAKE IT!!!"

tee hee!

makes me rethink my glitter passion!!!

Ooopps!

Well we weren't on the same page for th Guitar Hero commercial.


Michelle, let's go for actressing. We can wear sparkly eye stuff too.

Hey, the blog is making me type "word verification" because of a large number of posts in one day...what's up with that????

s.o.s.!

does that jonas bro keep grabbing his package??

Best Commercial

LOVED the Guitar Hero commercial with Cook. That was actually enjoyable!

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww

that guitar hero commercial made me throw up in my mouth a little bit!!

was that SUPER uncomfortable?!?


i was not ready for cooky in his skivvies!!!!

Get the Granola!

See, Brooke was just born in the wrong era. She needed to be with the folk singers of the 60's.

WHY???

OK, now I am jealous!

brooke gets to play guitar and harmonize (sorta) with graham? life is just unfair! that should be me!

ROCK OUT!

damn, did you forget the fuzzy guitars??

Disney Idol

American Idol Theme Park at Disney?
I think we should book our trip now!

booooooooooooooooooo

i commit musical crimes!

back in black

the boys are looking FINE tonight!

heaven

i just had a flashback of sixth graders singing that song.......!!!!!!!!!!!


creepy!!!!!

kimmel

is funny!!!

i like him!

Starry-Starry Night

Lots of stars in the house.

Oh, I like Jimmy Kimmel.

Peppermill nipples, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

peppermill nipples??

YES!

ask and you shall receive!!!

they sound good together!

i wanna "sing" a duet with him!
ahhahah

think i wanna take a trip in carley's closet.. she rocks the black tight look!

everytime! ;)

MICHAEL, I STILL LOVE YOU!!!!!

Ta-Dah

There he is. Finally some talent! Hmmmm...I think they powdered up her tatoo to make it not as bright.

DING DONG!!!!!

DING DONG!!!! ;)

Lookin for your...

Hot Love Baby?????
Maybe he isn't there because he's waiting for you at your door! hehehehehehe

donna

not so hot stuff..

i felt like i was watching a bad wedding band video!

donna needs to add some ZING to her performance!

syesha out sung her!!!

is paula and syesha doing the mandrell sister thing? same material, different shape dress?

remember them? louise, barbara and.. the other one.. always loved their outifts!
hahaahah!

Donna

Summa-her songs are so good but I didn't like that one. She's lookin a little rough.

WTF was Seachrist doing?
He should not dance!!!

is it just me?

am I looking too hard.. ????

was michael like the LEAST shown tonight? in that dumb ass commercial??

where is my man???

donna summer is pretty.. but man that jacket is nasty!

come on girl.. where is your sequins???!

sticks up ...

....their bums!

those ladies is red look quite stiff!!

oh my!

LOOSEN UP!

HEY!

Chain gang?

What's up with the pocket chains the David's are wearing?
I forgot how little Ramen Noodle was.
Yuck, Skunkzilla stank doing her part in Hot Stuff

the lick factor

that song is what started the LICK FACTOR with jason!

i sweet souther drawl...(well, I never!!!! )

ahahhaha!!!!!

Par-tay!

Geez, we really should have had a party. Ahh, Jason, I like this song. He should record it.

Finally here!

Made it....on the phone with my sister. Wedding this weekend.
Anyway, just got glimpses of the beginning. Stupid white suits.
Woohoo for Seal, I love him. He's to good to sing with SyNosha.

PAR-TAY!??!

if all you guys went to victor's and didn't tell me I will cry!!!!!!!

space out

did anyone see seal and heidi on oprah?

he said the best thing ever...

HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE


i think he said that??!! something close.. they are LOVE BIRDS!!!

magic carpet ride

tee hee!

someone had fun with those controls!!!

mike myers

should be president!

hheeellllooooo?

is anybody out there??

this is the last hoorah!

let's make it a good one!!!!!

love, belle

white out

looks like they are READY for a kabbalah meeting!!

hahhahah

97 1/2

million?? wow

you ready for this???

Better Pic

DAMN!

i can not believe you trumped my kitty gun picture!
hahahhahah!

too good!!!!!!

Kitty Puke!

Yup, nuff said!

Ding,Ding,Ding!

3 rounds and no real knock-outs! OOOOOOOO...we could have played the "shot" game and do a shot each time they used a boxing reference.

SCRIPTED!!

like simon wasn't waiting all night to say KNOCK OUT?!?!??!


COME ON!!!!


(ahahha)

paula

is using big words tonight!

simon is wrong

seriously, why would you want to do the same song again??!

this is your chance to shine.. and you do a re-do??!!

COME ON!

oh.. forget it.. I don't have it in me!!! :(

next show to blog?

SYTYCD, I think that might be an interesting show to blog about. all thos dance moves.

Oh Lord, David C's crying!!!
Paula ....WTF.....are you saying?

with you!

i am so with you about the lyrics! COME ON!

i can't even get up enough passion to scream type!!!.
let me try again....

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COME ON!!!!

coldplay

see??!!!!!... the itunes commercial.. rocked!!!! i love you chris martin!!

(i might be a little fickle??)

tee hee!!!!

Fan Song

OK, so why didn't we get a money pool together that the fan songs would have the words "moment", "my time", "no one can take it away"
Geez, the swaybots were back. UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGG, Randy and the freakin' "sing the phone book" again.

pile of kitty puke

ewwww!

did they add the scream track during that song??


oh my god, the bobble head thing is ON!

thank god for this blog! it is the only reason to watch this!!!!!!!!!!

starry eyed surprise

probably not good when a diet coke commercial holds my attention more then the show???

even the iggy pop cruise one wins.... i wonder if they know that is a heroin infused song? nevertheless...

my point is.. even the commercials are more exciting!!!!

guguuguguguguguguguguugug!!!

Its You!!!!

BELLE, why did you have to do boxing of all things! It is kind of funny that you had that picture last week.
ALW you ROCK!!!!!

tell us!

oooohh

my blood pressure raised a little since I saw my andrew!!!

ahahhahahahaha

speak the poetry to me, baby!!!

I now know what it is......

BOBBLEHEAD!
David C is a living bobblehead doll.
Giant head, regular sized body.

ick ick ick

this is sooo sloww........

i ran down to the corner and got a six pack of XXX so maybe that will make this show a little more fun??

even michael looks bored to tears... luke perry looked like he was falling asleep too.. but is that kinda is his face??

i always feel like..

... somebody's watchin' me....


i might be to blame for that opening boxing thing..

remember what i told you about my computer being bugged??

i posted that after last week's show... they loved the idea and went with it...

that is the only thing that makes sense??!!!!

hahahhhahaha

Oh dear Lord!

Seriously, I didn't believe it could get any worse, and then tonight's opening happened.

Was that the lamest thing ever or what? Knock me out now!

No brainer!

Who should I pick? Who will win? Who will be successful? AHHHH....I'm thinking David will win, but as far as success....I think its another Hicks/McVee year where they both do a little sumthin' sumthin' but don't really get a BIG career and eventually fade into the woodwork. Archu is like a Clay mini me and I don't think Cook will be anywhere close to Daughtry, that's a "been there done that kind of thing."

Hypnotized!

YOU WILL VOTE FOR DAVID!

It feels like they have had it planned from the very beginning!

It's a Double D Night ...and I don't mean bras....

although a Double D bra could be more entertaining.

OK, so here's hoping that there is some spark of talent tonight. Of course the Davids are forced to sing whatever pathetically lame song won the Idol song writing contest. Hmm. sapishly yucky do you love me tunes are right up David A's alley so he may do OK.
Could they, dare I hope, break out of their suits of predictability? I fear the dreary rain day, it is here today, is an omen of tonight's performance.
Belle, can we say a little prayer for the chance that Michael Johns could streak across the stage? Now that would be exciting!

dull season....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080519/ap_en_tv/american_idol



ya think??????????!!!!!!!

another idea!

ahahahhahahahaha!!!

i got you now, you wittle wascel!!!

suffernin' succotash!

tee hee

humdinger
Main Entry:
hum·ding·er
Pronunciation:
\ˈhəm-ˈdiŋ-ər\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
probably alteration of hummer
Date:
circa 1904
: a striking or extraordinary person or thing

David vs. Goliath Idol style

Hmmm...let's see...little Davey A. vs. the Big (Head) Goliath David

until the end

i can hardly wait for the showdown of the davids...

(PAUSE)......

NOT!

dddoouubbllllee

all my posts are going on twice cause they aren't working the first time!

my mojo is all off!!!!

where did you find that record??

OH MY GOD!!!!! that is priceless!!!

where did you find that record??

that is amazing! aahahahhahahhahahahha!!!!!!

MICHAEL

hello! michael.... can you see me!???!?!!!!???!

A what?

Hum dinger? Really Simon? How lame! ooooooooooooooooooo here it comes....drum roll........its.....David vs. David, WOW what a surprise! Maybe they could perform the Hum Dinger Song.

show down

ha, ha, ha - Ryan just said hum dinger and head to head...
Seacrest out. Night night, ladies

humdinger

um. the AC guitar thing....the one david cook plays?? i am not all wet here.... right??

IG says: HUH??????????

yikes

Belle, clever, but bite your tongue right now...and then punch yourself in the arm

ACDC

i finallt get the ACDC thing...

andrew cook
david cook

davids

till the end??

Can you say.....

NERD BALL! His brother is such a part of the nerd herd. Oh wait, now everyone will look for him on next year's show.

oh brother

Interesting story, Mr. Cook.
You're brother's head is not as large as your's but you both need a shave, fellas!!

Head

Again, look how freakishly big Cooks head is!
I think it will be a Double D finale, and I don't mean Dolly's girls. (sorry Luvs2Teach)

Woohoo!

Luvs2teach is here!

Stock in kleenex?????

Stock in kleenex?????

i bet they bought kleenex!!!

verdict

Can we JUST get to the verdict already??
I still say it's down to the Davids.
What say you jury?

YO!!!!!!

hellllllloooooooooo!

upside down!!!

handstands??!?!?!?!??!? wwwwwooooooozzzzaaaaa!

hi

Whoops, forgot to say hi, girls!

can you stand it

Oh no that old lady did not just do a hand stand!!

enough tears!!!!

aiiiiggghhhht.. nuff cryin, dawg!

child is born

OMG
James Brown and Aretha Franklin had a love child her name...Fantasia Borino!!!
Double yuck and can I get a HUH...how about a huh, huh.

gomer pyle time

gosh golly gee!!!

Most overused word tonight....

GOSH! GOSH! GOSH! Oh, David sniff,sniff. Cheerleaders???? Yeah, you can bet they never stood in line and cheered for him before.

CRY ME A RIVER

i kinda like you better now, david a

Fantas-yuck!

I agree belle that was terrible! Just a bunch of yelling and half the time you couldn't even tell what she was saying. What color is that hair!

OUCH!

my ears are bleeding!! fantastia.... major SUCKAGE!!!!!

Final 3

I wish someone would stop them. What a sad group song! The choreography was pathetic. Why do they always have David A in those awful Members Only kind of jackets? Those are some really shit kiskc on SyNosha and David C always looks the same, gray and black.

Give me an....

Idiotic Dull Ordinary Lumps...That's what they are, certainly no real idols in the bunch. David A at least has talent, just no personality or stage presence, kinda like Rubin was, can't talk to others, poor social skills.
SyNosha will maybe get some acting jobs out of this. I had hopes for David cook tonight but he mojor league sucked it. Just can't do that in the final. I think David A. now has the best chance.

Hook, Line and Stinker

Get the Hook! Pull them off of the stage

warren

i did see that!!! she is going to be wearing very dark glasses after this!

they ALL deserve it!

catchin' up....

.... and throwing up....

was this the WORST NIGHT EVER??????

i am in pain.... I know that is my most over-used phrase!!!

or this one...



uuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggguuugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!

Not likin' it

"Why do I let them use my songs?"

Did ya see Diane Warren's face? I don't know if she liked her song in the Cook's hands. Again, pitchy. He sucks on low notes, seems only to hit good when he's loud. He did not blow me away tonight.....REALLY disappointed.

IIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

maybe david cook has an inner ear infection and he could not hear how horrid it was....

OH MY GOD>>>>>> yuck!

HATED IT!!!!!!!!!!!

think you massively sucked tonight....

simon- greatest song of all time?

COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

longer...???!!

now that is a beautiful tune.. but like simon said... isn't that jsut too old for him? he still has his training wheels on his bike!!!

Happy Feet..........

I don't think so! More like mauled, frozen, stepped in poo feet. That was horrible! The penguins are revolting!

rifle?

when i first looked at those little dollies.... i thought syesha's was holding a RIFLE!
IG says: hahaha, she'd be all like,"I kill all y'all b*tches if you don't vote for me and why isn't ther any glitter on this gun?"

ahhahahhaha!

man, I wish I had one!

that was B A D .... and not in a george thorogood way....

GUARINI

now i liked him!!!!

take it off, justin!!!!!

IG says: I haven't seen or heard about him in forever.

He seemed to drop off the Earth after that horrid movie with Kelly.

Second most overused phrase......

You could sing the phonebook! Stop saying that! It is so old..........but then again its Randy that keeps saying it and we know he has a limited supply of expressions.

Another Favorite

OK, so right up there with my Tapestry album was my Souvenier Album and Danny boy. Great makeout song! Didn't really like my boos' version
just didn't do it for me.

YIKES!

Your not cookin' tonight David, pick a note please. Stay away from those low notes, yuck didn't like it.

hideous

i absolutely HATED it.. sorry david C.. YUCK!

pitch pipe

think david cook lost his...

Can you say MALARIA!

Fever Schmever, more like a raging case of Malaria! I need Pepto 'cause it made me sick to my stomach. She stinks!