Does everybody know that Michael Johns.. Michael "Lee" was the lead singer for a band called "The Rising"?
You can download his album on itunes.. so there is another one with a deal...
We all know about Carly... but did you know KRISTY had one too?? what the heck??? .....and Brooke made a youtube video and Ramiele has some skanky pics floating around? David A. won starsearch?!?
Is there truly no undiscovered talent anymore? michael... I am going to have to take you out and punish you.. just a little! ;)
wasn't that the original deal with AI?? maybe I am getting mad for nothing.. somebody stop me!
An intelligent discussion about the current American Idol contestants (by several highly knowledgeable and funny people who should really be the judges)!
The Idolettes
We aren't too chicken to say what we think!
Monday, March 31, 2008
pretty sure...
...that even for the country folk is going to s u c k ! Who picks these themes??
I can't wait for do-what-ever-song-you-want night.. that would be cool!
I can't wait for do-what-ever-song-you-want night.. that would be cool!
did you know....
... that 36 DDD is the same as 36 F at fredricks of hollywood? just in case you wanted to know... i have no idea how I got that info...
Here's Dolly!

Tuesday is country music theme night with Dolly Parton as the mentor. Did you know that the importance of Parton's 36FF cup size breasts in her public image was the reason that Dolly the sheep was named after her, since the sheep was cloned from part of a mammary gland. I think it could be a very Baaaaaaaaaaaaad show for the non country folk.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Simon Wants to Kick Jason/Call In
Jason Needs a Kick! - - This is an excerpt from Entertainment Weekly, one of the few "celebrity news" magazines that T-sa does not subscribe to - -
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: How do you feel the show is going this season?
SIMON COWELL: I’ve got a feeling this year something strange could happen, particularly after what happened with David Cook last night. Because, I’ve got to tell you, watching it back, this performance he did on “Billie Jean,” in my opinion, was in a different league to anything we’ve heard on the season so far. It was so much better, [chuckles] he kind of made some of the other performances seem ridiculous. But I’m glad! He was smart — I know where he got the arrangement of the song from, but that doesn’t really matter. He was brilliant! And I was concerned three or four weeks ago that this was just going to be a coronation for David Archuleta and it’s just a question of who comes [in] second. I’m not so sure anymore. And, you know, with Jason Castro last night — there’s a guy who thinks he’s just sailing along, and I thought it was a bad performance. You give somebody like him a kick up the ass, let’s see what he can deliver now. But I thought it was, um, an interesting night last night.
Call In - - Who had this idea? I think Seacrust and the judges all have that "I'm in pain or constipated" face due to phone call anxiety. I am waiting for a Howard Stern fan to call in and just shout Baba-booey! Baba-booey!
Maybe I should call in....
SEACREST: Let's take a call from Cyberteach in Reading, PA, one of the most dangerous small cities in America! Who is your question for?
CYBERTEACH: It's for Nigel "Does Mr. Ed Know You Have His Teeth" Lithgoe. Wait, actually, the question is for all of you.
SEACREST: Great! What's the question? And speak slowly so Cowell understands it as well.
SIMON: (While 'fluffing' his chest hair) Ryan I bloody well bet you would like to do something "slowly!"
CYBERTEACH: A jackass says "What?"
SIMON/SEACREST: What?
CYBERTEACH: Why do you do this dial-in crap?
-CUE CRICKETS CHIRPING and TUMBLEWEEDS BLOWING ACROSS STAGE-
SEACREST: Thanks! And don't forget about Idol Gives Crack....sorry misread - Idol Gives Back!
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: How do you feel the show is going this season?
SIMON COWELL: I’ve got a feeling this year something strange could happen, particularly after what happened with David Cook last night. Because, I’ve got to tell you, watching it back, this performance he did on “Billie Jean,” in my opinion, was in a different league to anything we’ve heard on the season so far. It was so much better, [chuckles] he kind of made some of the other performances seem ridiculous. But I’m glad! He was smart — I know where he got the arrangement of the song from, but that doesn’t really matter. He was brilliant! And I was concerned three or four weeks ago that this was just going to be a coronation for David Archuleta and it’s just a question of who comes [in] second. I’m not so sure anymore. And, you know, with Jason Castro last night — there’s a guy who thinks he’s just sailing along, and I thought it was a bad performance. You give somebody like him a kick up the ass, let’s see what he can deliver now. But I thought it was, um, an interesting night last night.
Call In - - Who had this idea? I think Seacrust and the judges all have that "I'm in pain or constipated" face due to phone call anxiety. I am waiting for a Howard Stern fan to call in and just shout Baba-booey! Baba-booey!
Maybe I should call in....
SEACREST: Let's take a call from Cyberteach in Reading, PA, one of the most dangerous small cities in America! Who is your question for?
CYBERTEACH: It's for Nigel "Does Mr. Ed Know You Have His Teeth" Lithgoe. Wait, actually, the question is for all of you.
SEACREST: Great! What's the question? And speak slowly so Cowell understands it as well.
SIMON: (While 'fluffing' his chest hair) Ryan I bloody well bet you would like to do something "slowly!"
CYBERTEACH: A jackass says "What?"
SIMON/SEACREST: What?
CYBERTEACH: Why do you do this dial-in crap?
-CUE CRICKETS CHIRPING and TUMBLEWEEDS BLOWING ACROSS STAGE-
SEACREST: Thanks! And don't forget about Idol Gives Crack....sorry misread - Idol Gives Back!
freeze tag rhyme time
All my "chickpeas" off the base before I count to three...1-2-3 - got ya!!
Poor Chick-easy, at least he can fall back on the his new girlfriend from the annoying call in part of the show. You know, that's the time I fold laundry, get a snack and quick go potty. Next week I am going to call in and tell them to STOP doing the annoying call-ins. Ryan looks positively in pain during that part of the segment, poor dear.
Poor Chick-easy, at least he can fall back on the his new girlfriend from the annoying call in part of the show. You know, that's the time I fold laundry, get a snack and quick go potty. Next week I am going to call in and tell them to STOP doing the annoying call-ins. Ryan looks positively in pain during that part of the segment, poor dear.
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Give him a tissue!
Poor Girls!
OK, so why oh why did they smash Kimberly's 'girls' into that dress? What evil person dresses these people? I'm surprised she could even breath!
Danny spotting
uh oh, just saw Danny behind Simon. He won't be 'Likin it" if Ramen Noodles goes. OOOOOOOOOO and he was sittin with stripper "pizza boy".
She says NO NO NO!
He was Crusin'
OH Belle, got to stay on top of the info. Danny boy did do the Rosie cruise. She had a video of him on the ship on her blog.
runway move?
maybe they will bring back the stripper if carley can't make it for the top 10 tour!
they brought back chris when he was voted off project runway and he almost won!
maybe this is danny's big chance to get back on the show.. maybe he secretly knew about it and that is why he turned down rosie!
hahaahha!
they brought back chris when he was voted off project runway and he almost won!
maybe this is danny's big chance to get back on the show.. maybe he secretly knew about it and that is why he turned down rosie!
hahaahha!
HEY!
agree, cyberteach.. good observations!
this carley chick can not get it together.. first she is sent back to Ireland, then she messes up a record deal, now she is pregnant? that girl is not meant to make it!
I think I will wait until the end of tonight's show and tivo through to the ending.. ramiele or hopefully kristy will get the axe tonight! maybe they will be sensible and send them both home...
what is next week's theme...??
uuugggg... let's just end this and give David Cook his record deal and Michael my phone number.. tee hee! ;)
this carley chick can not get it together.. first she is sent back to Ireland, then she messes up a record deal, now she is pregnant? that girl is not meant to make it!
I think I will wait until the end of tonight's show and tivo through to the ending.. ramiele or hopefully kristy will get the axe tonight! maybe they will be sensible and send them both home...
what is next week's theme...??
uuugggg... let's just end this and give David Cook his record deal and Michael my phone number.. tee hee! ;)
Random Thoughts
Credit - - David Cook, who will soon be a Hair Club for Men member, isn't getting the flack Chris Daughtry received when he didn't give credit to Live for using one of their arrangements. Chris Cornell of Soundgarden and Audioslave has the acoustic Billy Jean on his solo album. Anyway, it was one of the better performances of a lackluster night.
Songs - - I always wonder what they think, "Hey I'll get lots of votes by doing a sappy sleep-inducing ballad!" There are lots of better songs for their birth years - I was there!
Oh Carly - - Carly Smithson, nee Hennessey has indeligibly placed her stamp on pop music history. She reached #15 on Blender magazine’s list of Worst Recording Industry Blunders, when she was given $2.2 Million to make an album and it sold 397 copies.
Sanjaya Dis - - Blake Lewis said on a radio interview that "... he (Sanjaya) didn't deserve to be on the show." Obviously!
VFTW - - Vote for the Worst is backing Kristy.
My Bottom Three - "Soy Sauce With That?", "Chick Eye Peas", and "I'm Country, I have a Twang." Going home? It should be one of the girls, but I think it'll be Chicks Sneeze on Me.
Songs - - I always wonder what they think, "Hey I'll get lots of votes by doing a sappy sleep-inducing ballad!" There are lots of better songs for their birth years - I was there!
Oh Carly - - Carly Smithson, nee Hennessey has indeligibly placed her stamp on pop music history. She reached #15 on Blender magazine’s list of Worst Recording Industry Blunders, when she was given $2.2 Million to make an album and it sold 397 copies.
Sanjaya Dis - - Blake Lewis said on a radio interview that "... he (Sanjaya) didn't deserve to be on the show." Obviously!
VFTW - - Vote for the Worst is backing Kristy.
My Bottom Three - "Soy Sauce With That?", "Chick Eye Peas", and "I'm Country, I have a Twang." Going home? It should be one of the girls, but I think it'll be Chicks Sneeze on Me.
Wild Card
OK, so I have seen lots of blogs that there is going to be a Wild Card contestant announced during the show when they are colecting money for the charity thing. Making the final 10 actually 11. Speculation is that its because Carly won't be able to tour if she is preggers, so it will just be 10. The plot thickens (as does the waistline, hehehe)bump ditty bump bump

Oh Lordie, who can it be? My money is on Ramin Noodles and I think Danny is the Daddy!! Why else would be always be such a crying, blubbering mess, and suddenly go tone deaf. Think about it, it explains the weird fashion sense and the fact that she is trying to use her multi-leveled hair cut to draw attention upward and away from her bump *wink*.
Baby Bump?
Fox 5 in New York just broadcast this teaser:
“Coming up at 10, the Idol finalist who may be pregnant…”
Carly Smithson?
She’s been looking a little chubby in recent weeks.
Especially in comparison to season five.
See..... I made the comment about her needing Spanks under garments last night, she was lookin a little poochy!
got soy sauce?
Bye, Bye Raman Noodles
what's cookin' good lookin'
OK, I hate his hair, can't stand his "stand-offish" attitude, but I have to conceed that Mr. Cook, self-professed rocker, really sounded great last night. And Kristy, Kristy, crazy like a fox Kristy Lee. Now I ask you, who is gonna give the boot to Mama's little apple dumplin' screeching out Lee Greenwood in the middle of a darn war?!?!?! How are we going to get rid of her now?
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
the good, the bad and the ugly
fantastic
david cook
michael
very good, but high
jason castro
kinda OK
carley
brooke
annoying
david A
boring
chickeze
sysesha
needs to go NOW
kristy
ramiele
david cook
michael
very good, but high
jason castro
kinda OK
carley
brooke
annoying
david A
boring
chickeze
sysesha
needs to go NOW
kristy
ramiele
goin home
I think Ramin Noodle is going home, back to pouring soy sauce! she can go hang with Danny on Rosie's cruise ship.
MJ
Well its about freakin time, woooooooooo
Never heard that version...I would have been way impressed if he had come up with it. Still, definitely the BEST performance of the night!
Never heard that version...I would have been way impressed if he had come up with it. Still, definitely the BEST performance of the night!
cookin'
I just heard the chris cornell version of this song and just loved it...
he is a solid performer... I think he is gonna make it...
nice rockin' notes...
I bet simon doesn't get it though.. he probably only heard the jackson version...
he is a solid performer... I think he is gonna make it...
nice rockin' notes...
I bet simon doesn't get it though.. he probably only heard the jackson version...
talk about...
.. dead behind the eyes!
oh my!!
kristy... GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my!!
kristy... GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Call the Coroner!
Cute girl, good song choice for her BUT could the girl be any more dead? She just kinda stands there, no emotion, blah, yeek boring!
STOP IT!!!!!
i have no words..... I am very unhappy about this, kristy.. please end it!!
OMG
i can not stand this!
i feel like I am in clockwork orange when his eyes are pryed open and he is being tortured by all those images.. except beethoven was playing then.. . i am being tortured.. i do not think I made my point ... but I am in quite a lot of pain...
simon needs his ears cleaned out.. he must be bang!@$ng her!...
OMG
i can not stand this!
i feel like I am in clockwork orange when his eyes are pryed open and he is being tortured by all those images.. except beethoven was playing then.. . i am being tortured.. i do not think I made my point ... but I am in quite a lot of pain...
simon needs his ears cleaned out.. he must be bang!@$ng her!...
I still love him!
OK, way didn't know the song, but it was aiiight. Did kind of go with what Simon said. Very theme park, farting butterflies and burping rainbows.
hahahaha
those graphics look just like me!
ahhahahahhahahaha!
chris said david A's voice is kinda like a christian rock singer... he is waiting for him to start testifying...
since he said it, I am cool... right??
what was with that clapping sound effect in the song??
that was awkward..
??
ahhahahahhahahaha!
chris said david A's voice is kinda like a christian rock singer... he is waiting for him to start testifying...
since he said it, I am cool... right??
what was with that clapping sound effect in the song??
that was awkward..
??
david
I just realized that david's speaking voice is like the old man on family guy with the walker?? the pervert guy??
listen and tell me I am wrong...!
i have to behave though and say nice things!!!!
:)
listen and tell me I am wrong...!
i have to behave though and say nice things!!!!
:)
spanks
i tried those things on.. and could not get them off in the dressing room at chicos and actually broke into hives.. it was not a pretty sight... and they hurt!!!!!
ooocuhcchhhch!
ooocuhcchhhch!
carley
you can not possilbly sing this song alone.. you need the boy part..
come on!
no, sorry this doesn't make the bar for me.. raise it babe...
this song is too familiar to duplicate... sorry, miss virgo.. not good enough!!
come on!
no, sorry this doesn't make the bar for me.. raise it babe...
this song is too familiar to duplicate... sorry, miss virgo.. not good enough!!
Spanks
Carly, ahhhhhhhh, VPL girl. If you are going to wear a snug dress ya need to be buyin' a pair of spanks.
freddie
i usually have a no freddie rule... but I think he kinda pulled it off?? yes, yes I say YES!!!
at least it wasn't andy gibb!!!
listen to those girls SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paula is peeing in her pants!!!!
star potential....
at least it wasn't andy gibb!!!
listen to those girls SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
paula is peeing in her pants!!!!
star potential....
libras...
.. are good in bed.. they are known as the "casanova" of the signs..
we are compatible..
I am kinda compatible with every sign.. but that is just me....
we are compatible..
I am kinda compatible with every sign.. but that is just me....
tee hee
i love that graphic!!
are you allowed to start over??
ooooohh.. she watched risky business and got arrested!
funny story.. and true.. when I was in second grade I wrote on my "bio" poster in school for the parents... I said that risky business was my favorite movie and I drew a microphone with a brick wall in the background and said I wanted to be a comedian.... isn't that funny??? see? I really was funny!
hahahahahhahahahahaha
are you allowed to start over??
ooooohh.. she watched risky business and got arrested!
funny story.. and true.. when I was in second grade I wrote on my "bio" poster in school for the parents... I said that risky business was my favorite movie and I drew a microphone with a brick wall in the background and said I wanted to be a comedian.... isn't that funny??? see? I really was funny!
hahahahahhahahahahaha
OMG
we did it again.. luther?? ahahahahhhaha!
thanks for the horse, babe!
i get VIOLENT watching this show.. cut off their arms.. let them fall from the stage.. just stop the sucky ones from singing!
please!!!!!!!
draw and quarter them!!
off with their heads!
OK.. I need to calm down now~
thanks for the horse, babe!
i get VIOLENT watching this show.. cut off their arms.. let them fall from the stage.. just stop the sucky ones from singing!
please!!!!!!!
draw and quarter them!!
off with their heads!
OK.. I need to calm down now~
not likin' it
http://www.ratemydrawings.com/drawings/portraits/208790.html
chikeze.. is luther vandross in the house...?? come on!
sucks!
chikeze.. is luther vandross in the house...?? come on!
sucks!
ARMS!
Cut off their FREAKIN' arms.
My Chickpeasy.....very Luther...ish. Nice, but didn't give me goose bumps or anything. He looks WAY older than 22!
My Chickpeasy.....very Luther...ish. Nice, but didn't give me goose bumps or anything. He looks WAY older than 22!
dark horse
that is the most over-used phrase ever.. stop saying it!!!!!
IG.. quick a dark horse pic!!! help me out! ;)
IG.. quick a dark horse pic!!! help me out! ;)
ambien
i finally found something to put me to sleep.. I think I am drolling on my keyboard, girl!
come on syesha!!!
what a snorer!!!
come on syesha!!!
what a snorer!!!
guitar hero
it kinda looks like the guitar hero controls!!
everything comes around baby!
shut up with that damn baby cry!
STOP it!!
i want to slap her and I haven't even heard her sing yet!!!
everything comes around baby!
shut up with that damn baby cry!
STOP it!!
i want to slap her and I haven't even heard her sing yet!!!
Soft, so soft
A little laid back but I liked it........Bet you want to lick him. Safe but pretty.
My kids had that same guitar with the buttons.
My kids had that same guitar with the buttons.
jason
wow... this is terrific! thank you, jason for possessing talent.. that was awesome for lack of a better word...
i loved it!
beautiful!
i loved it!
beautiful!
Arm Thingies!
Exactly what is on Paula's arms? PUUULEASE..who dressed her. OK obviously Simons got sumthin in that cup. Was he listening to 'Ramin Noodle' girl?
here we go again...
OK. where is my stage opening up prop? time to open and swallow ramiele!
bad bad bad bad badddddddd
how do I get you off stage??????
offf staggggeee.. offfff stttaggggeeeee.........???!!!
bad bad bad bad badddddddd
how do I get you off stage??????
offf staggggeee.. offfff stttaggggeeeee.........???!!!
hey IG!
withc doctor, purple people eater? you are lucky! those tunes are aweome!!
what is a straight fro??
i hope you are out there, sista!
love, belle
what is a straight fro??
i hope you are out there, sista!
love, belle
Song Choices
I think David Cook should do , Hurts So Good, by John Cougar (Mellencamp, 'cause he still had that in his name that year). But I'd pay to see him do Let's Get Physical by ONJ! Can't you just imagine the leotard and headband. At least the sweat band on his head might be better then the 'comb forward' he's rockin'.
Come on Ramiele, Jason or Syesha, 1987, somebody's got to Walk Like an Egyptian.
OLD FART! 1958
OK, I win for worst song choices from birth year. Half of them I don't even know. It is such a sad list that Dave Seville and the Chipmunks are on it twice! Witch Doctor and Christmas Don't Be Late. Hey just give me some helium and I'm up for the task. Then I noticed that the wonderfully wordy song, TEQUILA, is on the list. I would just need to stand there and shout TEQUILA when that part came up. I could also do The Purple People Eater. WTF>>>was it the year for way weird songs?
I stand corrected
Melinda Doolittle's Song List
"Nutbush City Limits"
"I Believe In You And Me"
"I'm A Woman"
"Love You Inside Out"
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
"Have A Nice Day"
"There Will Come A Day"
"Trouble Is A Woman"
"Sway"
"I Got Rhythm"
"Heaven Knows"
"As Long As He Needs Me"
"Home"
"I'm A Woman"
"My Funny Valentine"
"Since You Been Gone"
the pink ones made me sick...
"Nutbush City Limits"
"I Believe In You And Me"
"I'm A Woman"
"Love You Inside Out"
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
"Have A Nice Day"
"There Will Come A Day"
"Trouble Is A Woman"
"Sway"
"I Got Rhythm"
"Heaven Knows"
"As Long As He Needs Me"
"Home"
"I'm A Woman"
"My Funny Valentine"
"Since You Been Gone"
the pink ones made me sick...
flashback?!
didn't melinda doolittle do "let's get it on" last year.. i think I threw up a little in my mouth.. that was awful.. maybe I made that up...
1972

well even though "you are the sunshine of my life" by the amazing stevie wonder is from my year... i wouldn't touch a wonder song.. no way... you just don't do that...
so I do not think there has been an overabundance of Don McLean.. so I would have to do both part one and two of "American Pie".. and I would surely show up Madonna's verison..
PLUS.. I met Don at the Lebanon Bolgna Fair in 1988...me, kevin, tony, troy, rocky, john and travis all stuffed ourselves into kev's car and I am pretty sure we made out.. possibly in a Chevy (that would have been cool) .. but I think it was a Volvo.... yeah.. a blue Volvo loaded with dead head stickers....
1973
http://www.songyear.com/popular-songs-year/1973
I would have to choose Top of the World by the Carpenters, but my alter-ego wants to pick Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On!! By the way...tonight's Idol is a mere nine hours away.
I would have to choose Top of the World by the Carpenters, but my alter-ego wants to pick Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On!! By the way...tonight's Idol is a mere nine hours away.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
The what what
Here the what's what from our favorite blogger, I needed Depends, plus we way think a lot I said some of the same things.
American Idol: Redefining suck
The top 11 performed songs of The Beatles on Tuesday night, proving if at first you don’t succeed, try harder to royally $%^& up The Fab Four’s magical music. And they did not disappoint.
Quick pimp notes:
Ryan Seacrest proved he’s #1 when it comes to sucking the straw of the corporate Coke cup.
The Dawg is yawn –ass-tired from non-stop pimping Paula’s craptacular single.
Paula Abdul is still orbiting an undiscovered planet.
And Simon Cowell doesn’t know how to say “litrally.”
And now …
The Idol Top 11 Recap Quiz
It’s a multiple choice quiz. Remember: “d) All of the above” is an optional answer for all questions.
Amanda Overmyer:
a) Thinks her hair looks goodb) Sings in the mirror while nude c) Should go back to singing on a flatbed trailer
Kristy Lee Cook:
a) Was hoping The Beatles sang “Amazing Grace”b) Has no flippin’ clue what she’s doing c) Can blow as good as she can suck
David … gasp …Archuleta:
a) Keeps forgetting to take his asthma medicine b) Needs ChapStick c) Will get through another week … aw shucks
Michael Johns:
a) Just got kicked out of the house of looooooordsb) Has lost his mojoc) Gave himself douche chills
Brooke White sang:a) Here comes a scone b) Dootin’ doo dooc) It’s alright, little daudle
David Cook:
a) Is really a manager at Hot Topic b) Barely played his guitar c) Is soooo too cool for school
Carly Smithson: a) Thinks people actually give a s***
b) Thinks The Beatles are from “Liverpoo”c) Thinks the record industry wants someone like her
Jason Castro:
a) Gives stoners a bad name b) Makes Paula seem lucid c) Sprays vinegar in his hair to keep away flies
Syesha Mercado: a) Is whippin’ em out for the votes b) Whispers … SHOUTS … whispers c) Doesn’t deserve to still be on Idol
Chikezie:a) Thinks America’s got talent b) Thinks he’s talented c) Thinks he should win the competition
Ramiele Malubay:a) Should have known better b) Will be filling those little cups at the sushi bar next week c) Was droppin’ it like it was hot
American Idol: Redefining suck
The top 11 performed songs of The Beatles on Tuesday night, proving if at first you don’t succeed, try harder to royally $%^& up The Fab Four’s magical music. And they did not disappoint.
Quick pimp notes:
Ryan Seacrest proved he’s #1 when it comes to sucking the straw of the corporate Coke cup.
The Dawg is yawn –ass-tired from non-stop pimping Paula’s craptacular single.
Paula Abdul is still orbiting an undiscovered planet.
And Simon Cowell doesn’t know how to say “litrally.”
And now …
The Idol Top 11 Recap Quiz
It’s a multiple choice quiz. Remember: “d) All of the above” is an optional answer for all questions.
Amanda Overmyer:
a) Thinks her hair looks goodb) Sings in the mirror while nude c) Should go back to singing on a flatbed trailer
Kristy Lee Cook:
a) Was hoping The Beatles sang “Amazing Grace”b) Has no flippin’ clue what she’s doing c) Can blow as good as she can suck
David … gasp …Archuleta:
a) Keeps forgetting to take his asthma medicine b) Needs ChapStick c) Will get through another week … aw shucks
Michael Johns:
a) Just got kicked out of the house of looooooordsb) Has lost his mojoc) Gave himself douche chills
Brooke White sang:a) Here comes a scone b) Dootin’ doo dooc) It’s alright, little daudle
David Cook:
a) Is really a manager at Hot Topic b) Barely played his guitar c) Is soooo too cool for school
Carly Smithson: a) Thinks people actually give a s***
b) Thinks The Beatles are from “Liverpoo”c) Thinks the record industry wants someone like her
Jason Castro:
a) Gives stoners a bad name b) Makes Paula seem lucid c) Sprays vinegar in his hair to keep away flies
Syesha Mercado: a) Is whippin’ em out for the votes b) Whispers … SHOUTS … whispers c) Doesn’t deserve to still be on Idol
Chikezie:a) Thinks America’s got talent b) Thinks he’s talented c) Thinks he should win the competition
Ramiele Malubay:a) Should have known better b) Will be filling those little cups at the sushi bar next week c) Was droppin’ it like it was hot
I think I may have figured this out. Personally I was kinda bored last night, and I am a huge beatles fan. I do have a question, though. Can anyone tell me where one finds musical wallpaper? Frankly my favorites are Michael and Jason, mainly because they could juststand there on the stage, and I would vote for them. They make me tingly in my special place. :)
idol chat and chat and chat
Oh girls. I missed all the fun last night.
Did Chickpeasy NOT learn a lesson from Kristy Lee the week before?
For the record, only Tom Petty and the big guy, turn less big guy, back to big guy from Blue's Traveler can pull off the harmonica. Here is my WISH LIST: I wanted to encourage Michael Johns to clear his throat of fur balls before singing in front of millions of people, I wanted to tell Amanda to please stop shouting, I wanted to say, "Way to clean up your loose ends to little David", I wanted to take some material from the bottom of Say-yes-sha's dress, and add it to the top, I wanted to hug Brooke for having the courage to embrace her inner dorkness and put it out there on national TV, I wanted to know why I kept having Chachi Arcola singing to Joanie Cunningham( when they were little) flashbacks when Jason was singing, I wanted to give a shout out to Kristy Lee for the cowgirl boots as a "dig" from last week's train wreck, though I hope they were made for walking...because I think she is outta here? And finally, I wanted to thank Carly for singing my favorite Beatles song ever. I love that darn song.
Did Chickpeasy NOT learn a lesson from Kristy Lee the week before?
For the record, only Tom Petty and the big guy, turn less big guy, back to big guy from Blue's Traveler can pull off the harmonica. Here is my WISH LIST: I wanted to encourage Michael Johns to clear his throat of fur balls before singing in front of millions of people, I wanted to tell Amanda to please stop shouting, I wanted to say, "Way to clean up your loose ends to little David", I wanted to take some material from the bottom of Say-yes-sha's dress, and add it to the top, I wanted to hug Brooke for having the courage to embrace her inner dorkness and put it out there on national TV, I wanted to know why I kept having Chachi Arcola singing to Joanie Cunningham( when they were little) flashbacks when Jason was singing, I wanted to give a shout out to Kristy Lee for the cowgirl boots as a "dig" from last week's train wreck, though I hope they were made for walking...because I think she is outta here? And finally, I wanted to thank Carly for singing my favorite Beatles song ever. I love that darn song.
Tuesday, March 18, 2008
hello goodbye
hello
david cook
david arch
jason
michael
carley
chickeze
brooke
syesha
good bye
rameile
kristy
amanda
david cook
david arch
jason
michael
carley
chickeze
brooke
syesha
good bye
rameile
kristy
amanda
rameile (sp?)
does she have a load in her pants? what was that awkward shimmey there?? uuuugggggg
that is my favorite word of the night...
uuuguuguguguuguugggggg!!!!!
who is going home?
that is my favorite word of the night...
uuuguuguguguuguugggggg!!!!!
who is going home?
Harmonica hell
Yeah she "should have known better " then to wear that awful outfit and sing that song.
OK, enough with the harmonicas tonight.
OK, enough with the harmonicas tonight.
chickkkiiicckkky
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
i thought you would bring it home.. what are you doing??!???????!??!?
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
like the harmonica though..
.... this is edging on the kristy massacre! STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!!!!
i thought you would bring it home.. what are you doing??!???????!??!?
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
like the harmonica though..
.... this is edging on the kristy massacre! STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!!!!
Garbonza performance!
you are so right!!
you are half the girl you used to be.... the other half is hanging outta your dress, girl!
he feeeeeeellllls it!
my force is so strong.. all that lick talk got through and he had no choice but to say my name... I have been on his mind.. he can't help it!!!
Bleck, yuck, ho hum!
Yes, Simon I agree 100%. Show is yelchk tonight and I am WAY OVER the Beatles thing. Their songs are wonderful, but only when you do them justice. Not feelin it, its just aiight.
Maybe Chick peasy will bring it home.
Maybe Chick peasy will bring it home.
Off with their hands!
Hah, I thought the same thing about the people's hands. I also hate when they CLAP along.
Belle he is singing your song. Now that should make him extra lickable.
Belle he is singing your song. Now that should make him extra lickable.
jason
you know i am named after this song.. right.. hello??!!... belle...
this is meant to be.. there is no doubt he trying to give me the "sign"... ya know?? this is fun!
sing to me franciou...
i think he might be high.. but hey.. with eyes like that.. it's OK...
he loves me... yeah yeah yeah....
ooohhhh yeah....
think wine, women and song type song ....then it works....
this is meant to be.. there is no doubt he trying to give me the "sign"... ya know?? this is fun!
sing to me franciou...
i think he might be high.. but hey.. with eyes like that.. it's OK...
he loves me... yeah yeah yeah....
ooohhhh yeah....
think wine, women and song type song ....then it works....
carly
can you sing it straighter? uuuguuguugu!!! NOOOOO!
those people waving their hands should have their arms cut off!!!!
ruined the whole essence of that song.. i am very angry about this..
man, this show is just awful tonight..
noooo.. i am getting really moody now. .. NO!
those people waving their hands should have their arms cut off!!!!
ruined the whole essence of that song.. i am very angry about this..
man, this show is just awful tonight..
noooo.. i am getting really moody now. .. NO!
Get the Lizard
cook!!!!!!cooking!
wow.... love the mouth harp!!!
david....you are ROCKIN' OUT!!!!
that was hot baby!
HOT! solid performance... right on...
sweeeeeeet!
i really liked it!!!!!!!
david....you are ROCKIN' OUT!!!!
that was hot baby!
HOT! solid performance... right on...
sweeeeeeet!
i really liked it!!!!!!!
brooke
do not try to dance... stop it stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!
gag.. can you get any sunnier??? uuuuguuguugugug
no whooing... bad
breathy.. no.. sorry.. not likin' it
eeeewwww paula.. yuk
gag.. can you get any sunnier??? uuuuguuguugugug
no whooing... bad
breathy.. no.. sorry.. not likin' it
eeeewwww paula.. yuk
michael
"love to turn you on... "
even though i think he is amazing.. i have to agree with randy.. was he out of breathe? does he know I am watching? i don't know??!!
didn't like the arrangement.. not a good pick.. damn it!!! :(
sorry about your friend though.....
even though i think he is amazing.. i have to agree with randy.. was he out of breathe? does he know I am watching? i don't know??!!
didn't like the arrangement.. not a good pick.. damn it!!! :(
sorry about your friend though.....
That's my boy!
david arch...
OK.. sleepy....
maybe some people like that "master class" style.. not for me though.. sorry, dude.. boring
maybe some people like that "master class" style.. not for me though.. sorry, dude.. boring
How could we have Forgotten!
the riches
Randy' Fingaz
hahahahah
Goddess, you are FUN-NY!
Michael will be the best tonight.. no matter what he picks..
Jason will either ditch the guitar or move around with it as per my request...
Carley is always good, but what is the point? Ya know??
Brooke.. eh.. I don't trust her...
Amanda smoked it when she was hittin' that back beat baby.. she could actually do well if she gets a stylist ASAP.
David Cook will do well... loose the sneer though.. I know it's only rock n roll .. and you like it , but lighten up dude!
Does anyone have the song list yet?
Michael will be the best tonight.. no matter what he picks..
Jason will either ditch the guitar or move around with it as per my request...
Carley is always good, but what is the point? Ya know??
Brooke.. eh.. I don't trust her...
Amanda smoked it when she was hittin' that back beat baby.. she could actually do well if she gets a stylist ASAP.
David Cook will do well... loose the sneer though.. I know it's only rock n roll .. and you like it , but lighten up dude!
Does anyone have the song list yet?
Some predictions for tonight
From Philly burbs:
Here we go again, the second of five consecutive weeks of Beatles music, until they switch the themes to songs from the year you were born, songs of ancient Mesopotamia, the Kenny Loggins catalogue, and Stomp!
I listened to a bunch of Beatles music during my travels this weekend. I didn’t come up with too many song ideas, but I do like the idea of Michael Johns singing “Revolution,” Carly singing “Hey, Jude” (though I’m sure Brooke White got her meat hooks in that one right away), and Archu-D2 singing “I Wanna Hold Your Hand.” But not like how Stevie Wonder would sing it.
Here are my predictions for tomorrow night:
1. Archu-D2 is going to be back in flawless robotic form tomorrow night, though he will have lost the pimp spot of going last in the competition. (Side note: I’ve been watching “American Idol Rewind: Clay vs. Ruben” lately and Ruben almost always went last. Coincidence that he ended up winning?)
2. At some point tomorrow night, John Lennon will roll over in his grave.
3. Chikezie will continue to stun the audiences and judges alike by adding a freestyle rap interlude during “Can’t Buy Me Love.”
4. Finally driven to violence by her incessant rambling, Simon will punch Paula. Simon will be replaced next week by horse-toothed producer Nigel Lythgoe.
5. Steve Sanders will be in the audience.
6. After Amanda’s performance, Randy’s brain chip will be stuck on a loop of “Dawg…pitchy…dude…aiight…for me for you…pitchy.”
7. The best of the night will be Michael Johns. Or Carly.
8. The worst of the night will be Amanda. Or Kristy. Look how far out on a limb I am going for these predictions.
9. The surprise of the night will be how awesome and memorable Syesha will be.
10. Though panned by the judges, Kristy’s country-fried version of “Stawberry Fields Forever” will become an iTunes sensation.
What do you see happening tomorrow?
Here we go again, the second of five consecutive weeks of Beatles music, until they switch the themes to songs from the year you were born, songs of ancient Mesopotamia, the Kenny Loggins catalogue, and Stomp!
I listened to a bunch of Beatles music during my travels this weekend. I didn’t come up with too many song ideas, but I do like the idea of Michael Johns singing “Revolution,” Carly singing “Hey, Jude” (though I’m sure Brooke White got her meat hooks in that one right away), and Archu-D2 singing “I Wanna Hold Your Hand.” But not like how Stevie Wonder would sing it.
Here are my predictions for tomorrow night:
1. Archu-D2 is going to be back in flawless robotic form tomorrow night, though he will have lost the pimp spot of going last in the competition. (Side note: I’ve been watching “American Idol Rewind: Clay vs. Ruben” lately and Ruben almost always went last. Coincidence that he ended up winning?)
2. At some point tomorrow night, John Lennon will roll over in his grave.
3. Chikezie will continue to stun the audiences and judges alike by adding a freestyle rap interlude during “Can’t Buy Me Love.”
4. Finally driven to violence by her incessant rambling, Simon will punch Paula. Simon will be replaced next week by horse-toothed producer Nigel Lythgoe.
5. Steve Sanders will be in the audience.
6. After Amanda’s performance, Randy’s brain chip will be stuck on a loop of “Dawg…pitchy…dude…aiight…for me for you…pitchy.”
7. The best of the night will be Michael Johns. Or Carly.
8. The worst of the night will be Amanda. Or Kristy. Look how far out on a limb I am going for these predictions.
9. The surprise of the night will be how awesome and memorable Syesha will be.
10. Though panned by the judges, Kristy’s country-fried version of “Stawberry Fields Forever” will become an iTunes sensation.
What do you see happening tomorrow?
I scream, you scream...that's it
Just when you thought something as wonderfully tasteful and simple as ice cream could not be ruined. YIKES! If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be homemade perogies with sauteed onions.
Monday, March 17, 2008
LIKE, OH MY GOD!
like...GAG ME WITH A CHAINSAW AND TURN IT ON AT THE SAME TIME..
(I made that one up back in the day!) (didn't I?)
hahahaha!
(I made that one up back in the day!) (didn't I?)
hahahaha!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY??
That is terrible.. I clicked on "Cookies and Dreams" and could go no further.. miss doolittle.. shame on you!
That is terrible.. I clicked on "Cookies and Dreams" and could go no further.. miss doolittle.. shame on you!
Why,Melinda,Why?
225 million?
Mariah Carey is set to be a guest American Idol judge during the top 11 performances this week.
Mimi will be plugging a new album (what else?) entitled, “E=MC².”
True fact: Carey’s estimated net worth in 2007 was $225 million.
Mimi will be plugging a new album (what else?) entitled, “E=MC².”
True fact: Carey’s estimated net worth in 2007 was $225 million.
countdown
32 hours to go, ladies.
I wonder who the fabulous guest star will be this week.
My favs. are the flash audience shots from time to time.
Hello...the Kardashians were in the house!
I wonder who the fabulous guest star will be this week.
My favs. are the flash audience shots from time to time.
Hello...the Kardashians were in the house!
Girlfriend, PLEASE!


OK, so there is only so much room for flaming fierceness on reality TV. Yeah for Christian, he claims his, Danny says his is just an act.
First he says this "Because Noriega felt staying true to himself was so important, he said he didn't heed the advice of others who suggested he tone down his personality during the show.
"I got that a lot," said Noriega of the suggestions. "I didn't really listen."
The main reason why Noriega was so adamant about portraying who he really is had to do with his Idol sixth-season tryout when he didn't make it past the Hollywood Round.
"I was just totally not being myself," he explained. "I was just kind of creating an image -- trying to find something that I thought the judges would like rather than being myself -- because I was more afraid of what they would think of me. This year, I decided to just be myself and see if it would work. It definitely worked."
"I got that a lot," said Noriega of the suggestions. "I didn't really listen."
The main reason why Noriega was so adamant about portraying who he really is had to do with his Idol sixth-season tryout when he didn't make it past the Hollywood Round.
"I was just totally not being myself," he explained. "I was just kind of creating an image -- trying to find something that I thought the judges would like rather than being myself -- because I was more afraid of what they would think of me. This year, I decided to just be myself and see if it would work. It definitely worked."
Then he says this....'In the Idol world, most people are really humble and gracious. But you were sassy and in-your-face. Do you think people didn't like that? No, no, no, no, no. The way I'm on stage to Simon and Ryan are totally different to how I am with fans or with other people. That's just my reaction — it's like sarcasm and is just the way we play around with each other. I don't really act like that with random people on the street. It's just more of a sarcastic, telling-off kind of talk. I just want to make that clear: I am not like that 24/7!

Michael.. I have the same exact jacket.. we have a lot in common.. I even know what Vegemite is.. even though you are channelling my previous lover, Jim Morrison, I know this is just another way for Jim to get to me.. I can see right though this, MR. MOJO RISIN'.... and I like it...I remember when you tried it though Val Kilmer's eyes.. that was nice.. and his whiskey-honeyed voice.. but Jim.. I will always love you the best...
forever... michelle.. your belle
"I love you.... the best...
better than all... the rest..."
-Indian Summer, The Doors
Rosie likes Danny!

Rosie O'Donnell Makes "American Idol"'s Danny Noriega an Offer
American Idol's Danny Noriega may have spent the better part of the weekend crying in a hotel room after his undeserving elimination but he could spend the better part of next week on the high seas if Rosie O'Donnell has anything to do with it!
In her latest video blog, the Queen of Mean has professed her love for the boy whose name she can't pronounce ("Norega" is close but come on ... she also thinks Little David Archuleta's last name is "Archella") and wants him to join her, Queer as Folk's Sharon Gless and True Colors' Cyndi Lauper on her next R Family Cruise.
But did you see on the Soup where Danny wasn't really likin' it?? He as like.. yeah.. uh maybe.. the timing might be off... step off!!!! too funny!!!!!!!!!!
Joel McHale is MY hero!!!!
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Joel McHale is my Hero!
A delicious bowl of Talk Soup!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv_TQhe-cKU
Hey, just realized what he sang......TAINTed Love. Word alert!
As for our unashmed Pizza Bistro worker this is what he had to say on Page Six interview
David is quoted as saying, “I think America is smart enough by now to know that people’s personal lives should not influence their musical career.”
what planet has he been living on, people's personal lives ALWAYS affect their careers. Uhhhh.....Britney, Lindsay, Paris. David also says that the producers knew about his stripping all along (duh) and that he's “not ashamed of anything in my past.” Past? He was stipping right before Hollywood week, now that would have been some intersting Pizza Bistro.
Friday, March 14, 2008
Can't lick the Brady Bunch

Thinking of some of my other favorites from "back in the day", perhaps they could do a tribute to the Brady Bunch singing group. I mean they have costumes and David A. kind of looks like Bobby and Kristy Lee is very Marcia. The other candidates would be faced with the diversity issue, 'cause there uh, wasn't any on that show.
lick it up?
I was kinda hoping for a KISS nite.. lick it up is my personal favorite..
ahhahah!
LONG LIVE KISS ARMY!
ahhahah!
LONG LIVE KISS ARMY!
Randy..about Jason
Saw this online - a translation of what Randy said to Jason:
To Jason: “Yo, Jace. What up, baby? What’s goin’ down, Jason, what’s goin’ down, man, are you chillin’? Well, listen. I liked it; I didn’t love it. And the reason I didn’t love it is just that I, that’s one of my favorite songs of all, and it’s just that sometimes with a melody that classic and a song that’s great you just need to just sing it with just more of a heartfelt thing. Like you goin’ into the false, but the switches in the melody for me just kinda threw me a little bit, I find myself kinda tunin’ out. But it was aiight. It was aiight.”
Translation: Jason Castro, the sun shines in your eyes like a calico cat playfully swatting at fruit flies in the garden while the moon looks on in desolation. Your falsetto is one of Apollo’s arrows that pierces my heart with exquisite pain and allows me to see a future in which I am a stronger, better man for having experienced your dulcet tones. Thank you, Jason Castro. Thank you for enriching me so verily.
To Jason: “Yo, Jace. What up, baby? What’s goin’ down, Jason, what’s goin’ down, man, are you chillin’? Well, listen. I liked it; I didn’t love it. And the reason I didn’t love it is just that I, that’s one of my favorite songs of all, and it’s just that sometimes with a melody that classic and a song that’s great you just need to just sing it with just more of a heartfelt thing. Like you goin’ into the false, but the switches in the melody for me just kinda threw me a little bit, I find myself kinda tunin’ out. But it was aiight. It was aiight.”
Translation: Jason Castro, the sun shines in your eyes like a calico cat playfully swatting at fruit flies in the garden while the moon looks on in desolation. Your falsetto is one of Apollo’s arrows that pierces my heart with exquisite pain and allows me to see a future in which I am a stronger, better man for having experienced your dulcet tones. Thank you, Jason Castro. Thank you for enriching me so verily.
MONKEE Mania
More Beatles
More Beatles this week...rumor has it that it was going to be songs by the Monkey's. Now I love me some "Cheer up Sleepy Jean" as much as the rest of them, but I cant think of 10 more songs!
Baby David Arch-D2 should have saved Imagine for this week. He needs to redeem himself!
Baby David Arch-D2 should have saved Imagine for this week. He needs to redeem himself!
baby idol
As the newest Idol fan, (this is technically my first official season, though I did watch more than 1/2 of last season), I excited for the mini concert in my living room every Tuesday night. Can't hardly wait for next week. Stat tuned...
We Can Dream
Thursday, March 13, 2008
belle who?

I paused and rewound with glee to find our old buddy the S man.. I was shouting!!!
I was sooo hoping that we could bring back the GONG SHOW days and literally take a huge cane and remove Kristy crooner from the stage.. that was a complete massacre!! Or how about a drop in the stage that would just swallow up the bad ones! (now you see 'em.. now you don't!)ahhahahah!
Michael.. ahhh.. you sweet beautiful man.. sing it to me.. can you take your shirt off.. I can't hear you...
Jason.. I could swim in your eyes.. but step it up though and at least use a strap on your guitar and move around... you got the goods, baby.. use 'em!
David Cook.. listen man, I kinda like you.. you have a solid sounding voice that is valid.. now.. as for those sideburn thingies... it is a distraction.. fix that and you might win this thing.. hahahh!
More later.. I know you will be waiting breathlessly at the edge of your seat...love, belle
whew!
I did it.
I'm in, and ready to chat. I am the newest idol fan. Last season I watched some of the shows, but THIS season I am on board for every savory minute. Can't wait to chat and learn how to blog at the same time
I'm in, and ready to chat. I am the newest idol fan. Last season I watched some of the shows, but THIS season I am on board for every savory minute. Can't wait to chat and learn how to blog at the same time
So sure
So last night, right before Seacrest out, he subtly announce that "Due to SO MANY viewer emails and phone calls" next week will be Beatles week as week. Hmm, since when did Idol take requests for themes? As so astutely pondered by my occasionally sharp and rarely witty husband, "I wonder which guest judges quit?" I wonder if it was Kristy Lee's tractor-wreck of a performance that drove them away...
Wednesday Night
What no shout out to Sanjaya? How soon the fame crumbles. Wasn't sure that it was really him with the scruffy beard thing goin on, had to rewind DVR. Then I saw, "Oh snap, girlfriend" Danny, was sittin in the audience with Ramiele's family and listed below screen as "close friend". Can I just say that nobody that little should ever wear a shirt that makes them look like a bee. Gee, they could have had her be the "whoo" to go along with Carrey's Horton.
It Has Begun
LUNCH BUNCH IDOLETTES!
We now have an official Blog! You asked, I created. We are just tooo wonderful to keep our opinions to ourselves. They need to be shared with the world. Let the bashing and trashing with a touch of good job thrown in too, begin!
We now have an official Blog! You asked, I created. We are just tooo wonderful to keep our opinions to ourselves. They need to be shared with the world. Let the bashing and trashing with a touch of good job thrown in too, begin!
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