That's why we deserve the title.......

OK.. one more...

i thought this really expressed what I was trying to say earlier...

passion? YES!

authority? YES!

a lonely existence without true dedicated blogger buddies...??

priceless?? well, anyway.. you get the drift....

ahahhahahahhaa

my mom called me three times during the show and i didn't answer!

come on, people!!!

i am on a rigid blogging schedule! i can not let my peeps down!!

hahahahahhahah!!!!!

WE SO FUNNY!!! ;)

aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

blogging is good for the soul....

hahahahahahhaha!!!! ;)

where's chap??

Sick!

Not sure if its from the singers

or all the shots!

too bad....

katy wasn't here to comfort the cancer patient....

BILLION!!!!

DRINK!!!!!!!!

wha??

i missed the puppet lady??? damn!!!!!!

at last.....

.... i am going to shoot the pink chick with my pink gun....

thank goddess jonas is keeping his pie whole shut.. or i am gonna rough him up too....

ANESSA...

...is a MESSA!

OUCH...MY EARS!

half shot

can we drink at THOUSAND????? i figure that is worth a half shot at least....????

I LOVE THIS SONG!

but only when anybody BUT Dylan does it

oooooooo....SNAP!

i heart my family

this is a dylan tune....

i love this song....

i wanted to make fun of her.. but damn... i like her!

ahhahahahahahah

todrick

is already famous, dawg....

Just For YOu

I figured you might need this for Joe Bro

OH Toddrick wasn't too bad!

Dude,dude,dude I need the barf bag for Randy

Really???

Yeah I gotta admit I kinda like the hook to it also.

Even my son said that.

tee hee

i kinda like that song...

but i swear on a stack of bibles i have never heard the whole thing..

it has a good hook though..

hahah!!

Wink

If Simon keeps winking at everyone they are going to think

he has Tourettes too!

i need a miracle

music will heal the world...

i save that everyday...

Lifetime

What's with all of the LIFETIME movie scenarios?

Everybody has some "tragic" thing!

you've come a long way....

.... barney???

BARNEY

I liked the Barney song better!

simonisms

"a smile will take you far in life"

shhhhhhhh

must be the in the name....

DRINK!

Whip it...

...Whip it good!

You know if the come in with a gimmick they are gonna SUCK!

gearing up....

...for my absolute pure hatred for any jonas bro.... W T F ??

i will not be able to handle hearing that douche bag's opinion...

no way... uh uh....

nope....

so I guess this new season of LOSER judge fill-in's don't need the prerequesite of talent, musical knowledge, or any kind of valid opinion...

ellen better be step it up when she shows up....

this pile of kitty litter is putting me off....

Original???

That is usually a kiss of death...

BUT she had a nice voice!

SUCSEXY????

Well SUCSEXY needs to know he just

a RUBEN wanna be!

OK AND if he was a woman they wouldn't

be positive because of her size.

Double STANDARD.

ooooo and drink! I heard one billion.

lucky charm

i think this loser needs a piano tie to finish out the look...

WHOOPS>......

maybe he is not a loser after all??

overjoyed is such a terrific tune...

2X2X2

Why do they keep having 2 guest judges each night???

new drinking game

everytime someone says

"one billion percent"

yippe kay yai yeah!!!!

love the doogie.. ahahhahaha! ahhaha sign is hilarious!!!!!

i might have to rethink my blue eye shadow after this disaster....

YIKES!!!!!

we need a giant cane to take this loser out!!!!!!!

or a damn gong!!!!!

Hope the WHITE LIGHTNING strikes her.

Doogie!!!!

up? or DOWN??h

hope this is worth my fingers clicking tonight.....

GO BIG...

....or Go HOME!

Its TEXAS night.

Fingers crossed

No Sucking allowed!

beactch

i totally wanted to bitch slap that naaaaaaasty little mean head...

P.S. katy.. you have ZEROOO talent.. so where the hell do you get off giving advise... i heard you sing "live" and you coompletely suck ass....

ahhahhah

all your posts were spot on.. sorry to leave you high and dry.. i had two sweeties dying for my attention.. (hey, it was a slow night...) hahhahahahah!!

hope is doesn't SUCK tonight!! i am getting pretty sick of all these wing nuts....

Sympathy

He has a nice back story and a decent voice.

OOOOOO...snap Katie told Kara....This isn't a Lifetime Movie

Flashback

Can you say...

Justin

Guarini??

Looks just like him

BooHoo Big Babies

PULLLLLLEASE!

Cry me a river

Stop being such BIG BABIES!

Katy Perry

Two celeb judges in the same night?

Lambert Look a likes

Ugghhhh, they are coming out of the woodwork!

Why didn't he move his jaw?????

Choke

Looks like

its back

to making

pepperoni sandwiches

for you!

Ewwwwwww...

SWEAT a little??????

And what the heck is that ticking noise he makes?

LA

Its LALA week! Hey who is in the house???? Am I hanging on my own tonight.

Avril Levigne????

What is with the stupid devil horn hoodie!

DAMN IT!!!

The good news is we got new living room furniture for the addition - yeah!
The bad new is we got home late and then had to do the whole bedtime routine thing during most of American Idol, and I just got finished packing lunches, folding laundry, and what-not. When will I have time to go to work, I swear??? I re-read all the blogs and feel like I was there on my couch in comfy PJs watching...thanks, ladies!

um....

yeah....!!!

Dinner

Oops that one sent before I was finished. We were out to dinner with Connor's roomate's mom. She is in from Long Island for business. That last guy was pretty good.

Did I Miss anything good?

a b.b. gun?

i never even though about a b.b. gun... too bad that didn't work out for him...

you better sing, big fella.. sing!!!!!

T R O U B L E

i love ray.. he actually does his style well...

authentic.... love when simon says that...

control.. another favorite...

genuine...

got vocals?

ahhahah

naughty girl!

no wonder you couldn't blog.. you were "going down for the last 15 minutes"

tee hee....

ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuummmmm

i love a good security fight!!!

cuff 'em!

hit 'em!

beat 'em!

whoops.. sorry got carried away....

"act like I can't sing, man..."

oh, famous last words....

I'm Watching!

For the first real time I am going down now for the last 15 minutes. Damn bath and bedtime interferring- I even had #1 in bed before 7:30 and #2 in bed before 8!! This packing bags for three every day is a bear!!

sisters

sisters, sisters

there were never such devoted sisters...

blech!

bernadette- can you find the steady beat sweetie? ick

amanda- um, no.. sorry sunshine...

i am so proud to be a jersey girl right about now...

bleaaaccchhhh!

pants on the ground?

pants on the ground
pants on the ground

lookin like a fool
with a split in your pants

come on...
if all you have to do is split your pants?? come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i need to have another drink....

beat box blake-a-nator

don't we remember what we went through with blake??

come on! NO!!!

shelby

i really love her courageous style.... over coming a vanity issue must be so difficult... in that room for sure... everyone is judged on their damn looks...

i am happy for her... hope they don't cut on her..

just smile..

I'm likin' it!

someone to watch over me...

really liked his voice.... very calming....

screaming mimis

i think i would puke with kara and kristin.. OMG.. shut up!!!!!!!

pushing judging....

remember pushing daisies? she was great as olive...

wonder hwo she will judge....??

nothing better than starting off with a glitter monster! ahhahahhahahah!!!!!!!

nooooooo!!!!!!!!!

i thought oprah quit?? damn it, i am so outta the loop.. hahahahhaa!!!

did he sing???

tonight was super lame??!!??!

my mojo must have been off since the whole chi incident... hahahhaahha!!!

invite heather to the blogabog

Orlando????

Lord, it may be another night of Mikey Mouse performances.

Did you see ADam?

Your LUVA was on Oprah today.

He was wearing his Elvis hair!

indulgent bitch

oh come on!!!