Again, who dresses these people?

OK, so sneek a peek at what paula's wearing tonight. First at least the girls aren't being crushed to death. What is up with the mile long scruncii with the bad ponytail

extension added? Then there's the bustle, flowy thing in the back and finally the pinned up hemline on the side. Like attaching a diamond broach and hiking the hem up 2 inches is an alluring or risque thing.
I think she is suffering for Accessoritis this year. Oh, breaking news, I just read an article that says her dress was designed by the same person who did Princess Di's wedding dress, enough said.