Simon Wants to Kick Jason/Call In

Jason Needs a Kick! - - This is an excerpt from Entertainment Weekly, one of the few "celebrity news" magazines that T-sa does not subscribe to - -

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: How do you feel the show is going this season?
SIMON COWELL: I’ve got a feeling this year something strange could happen, particularly after what happened with David Cook last night. Because, I’ve got to tell you, watching it back, this performance he did on “Billie Jean,” in my opinion, was in a different league to anything we’ve heard on the season so far. It was so much better, [chuckles] he kind of made some of the other performances seem ridiculous. But I’m glad! He was smart — I know where he got the arrangement of the song from, but that doesn’t really matter. He was brilliant! And I was concerned three or four weeks ago that this was just going to be a coronation for David Archuleta and it’s just a question of who comes [in] second. I’m not so sure anymore. And, you know, with Jason Castro last night — there’s a guy who thinks he’s just sailing along, and I thought it was a bad performance. You give somebody like him a kick up the ass, let’s see what he can deliver now. But I thought it was, um, an interesting night last night.

Call In - - Who had this idea? I think Seacrust and the judges all have that "I'm in pain or constipated" face due to phone call anxiety. I am waiting for a Howard Stern fan to call in and just shout Baba-booey! Baba-booey!

Maybe I should call in....
SEACREST: Let's take a call from Cyberteach in Reading, PA, one of the most dangerous small cities in America! Who is your question for?
CYBERTEACH: It's for Nigel "Does Mr. Ed Know You Have His Teeth" Lithgoe. Wait, actually, the question is for all of you.
SEACREST: Great! What's the question? And speak slowly so Cowell understands it as well.
SIMON: (While 'fluffing' his chest hair) Ryan I bloody well bet you would like to do something "slowly!"
CYBERTEACH: A jackass says "What?"
SIMON/SEACREST: What?
CYBERTEACH: Why do you do this dial-in crap?
-CUE CRICKETS CHIRPING and TUMBLEWEEDS BLOWING ACROSS STAGE-
SEACREST: Thanks! And don't forget about Idol Gives Crack....sorry misread - Idol Gives Back!