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American Idol: Redefining suck
The top 11 performed songs of The Beatles on Tuesday night, proving if at first you don’t succeed, try harder to royally $%^& up The Fab Four’s magical music. And they did not disappoint.
Quick pimp notes:
Ryan Seacrest proved he’s #1 when it comes to sucking the straw of the corporate Coke cup.

The Dawg is yawn –ass-tired from non-stop pimping Paula’s craptacular single.

Paula Abdul is still orbiting an undiscovered planet.

And Simon Cowell doesn’t know how to say “litrally.”
And now …
The Idol Top 11 Recap Quiz
It’s a multiple choice quiz. Remember: “d) All of the above” is an optional answer for all questions.
Amanda Overmyer:
a) Thinks her hair looks goodb) Sings in the mirror while nude c) Should go back to singing on a flatbed trailer
Kristy Lee Cook:
a) Was hoping The Beatles sang “Amazing Grace”b) Has no flippin’ clue what she’s doing c) Can blow as good as she can suck
David … gasp …Archuleta:
a) Keeps forgetting to take his asthma medicine b) Needs ChapStick c) Will get through another week … aw shucks
Michael Johns:
a) Just got kicked out of the house of looooooordsb) Has lost his mojoc) Gave himself douche chills
Brooke White sang:a) Here comes a scone b) Dootin’ doo dooc) It’s alright, little daudle
David Cook:
a) Is really a manager at Hot Topic b) Barely played his guitar c) Is soooo too cool for school
Carly Smithson: a) Thinks people actually give a s***
b) Thinks The Beatles are from “Liverpoo”c) Thinks the record industry wants someone like her
Jason Castro:
a) Gives stoners a bad name b) Makes Paula seem lucid c) Sprays vinegar in his hair to keep away flies
Syesha Mercado: a) Is whippin’ em out for the votes b) Whispers … SHOUTS … whispers c) Doesn’t deserve to still be on Idol
Chikezie:a) Thinks America’s got talent b) Thinks he’s talented c) Thinks he should win the competition
Ramiele Malubay:a) Should have known better b) Will be filling those little cups at the sushi bar next week c) Was droppin’ it like it was hot