Some predictions for tonight

From Philly burbs:


Here we go again, the second of five consecutive weeks of Beatles music, until they switch the themes to songs from the year you were born, songs of ancient Mesopotamia, the Kenny Loggins catalogue, and Stomp!
I listened to a bunch of Beatles music during my travels this weekend. I didn’t come up with too many song ideas, but I do like the idea of Michael Johns singing “Revolution,” Carly singing “Hey, Jude” (though I’m sure Brooke White got her meat hooks in that one right away), and Archu-D2 singing “I Wanna Hold Your Hand.” But not like how Stevie Wonder would sing it.
Here are my predictions for tomorrow night:
1. Archu-D2 is going to be back in flawless robotic form tomorrow night, though he will have lost the pimp spot of going last in the competition. (Side note: I’ve been watching “American Idol Rewind: Clay vs. Ruben” lately and Ruben almost always went last. Coincidence that he ended up winning?)
2. At some point tomorrow night, John Lennon will roll over in his grave.
3. Chikezie will continue to stun the audiences and judges alike by adding a freestyle rap interlude during “Can’t Buy Me Love.”
4. Finally driven to violence by her incessant rambling, Simon will punch Paula. Simon will be replaced next week by horse-toothed producer Nigel Lythgoe.
5. Steve Sanders will be in the audience.
6. After Amanda’s performance, Randy’s brain chip will be stuck on a loop of “Dawg…pitchy…dude…aiight…for me for you…pitchy.”
7. The best of the night will be Michael Johns. Or Carly.
8. The worst of the night will be Amanda. Or Kristy. Look how far out on a limb I am going for these predictions.
9. The surprise of the night will be how awesome and memorable Syesha will be.
10. Though panned by the judges, Kristy’s country-fried version of “Stawberry Fields Forever” will become an iTunes sensation.
What do you see happening tomorrow?